Working to make a difference, the people of Philip Morris

working to make a difference, the people of philip morris, the companies of Philip Morris

WORKING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE, THE PEOPLE OF PHILIP MORRIS

Have you seen those touchy feely adds Working to make a difference, the people of Philip Morris?

working to make a difference, the people of philip morris, the companies of Philip Morris

WORKING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE, THE PEOPLE OF PHILIP MORRIS

In the wake of landmark lawsuits and settlements against tobacco companies, some of them have tried to “improve” their image through marketing and public relations rather than by stopping to sell deadly products. Philip Morris launched a new web site and a collection of TV ads. The sentimental ads end with the marketing slogan Working to make a difference, the people of Philip Morris, working to make a difference, the people of philip morris, the companies of Philip Morris, WORKING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE, THE PEOPLE OF PHILIP MORRIS. You know the television ads. They usually showcase the needy, homeless, hungry, elderly, handicapped, abused, or anyone else thay you’d reasonably be expected to feel sorry for. Then they brag how Philip Morris gives hundreds of millions of dollars to such charities, as if that should make up for hooking children on nicotine and killing millions of people. Well. here’s my spoof of those ads, as if they told the whole story; Working to make a difference, the people of Fillup-Morass. There are more ad parodies where that came from!

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